Ok funkehmonkeh had a friend named Tankeyskaunk. Well he was a pro duelist who just like him was prone to accidents. So Tankey entered the World Grand Prix as a turbo-duelist.
In the last match (third place he didn't make it to the finals) he fought a guy called Wolverbeen (to prevent copyright infringement) a guy with three retractable claws on each hand (to prevent copyright infringement they came out from his palm rather than his knuckles.)
Now this weirdoo from a sci-fic comic Y-men (to prevent copyright infringement) was winning when suddenly Tankey brings out Blackwing Turtle Dragon (his ace monster) and turns the tide on his opponent.
lps Wolverbeen 2450 Tankey 1000
Tankey: Go Laurie.
Wolverbeen: who the heck is Laurie?
Tankey: Its the name of my blackwing turtle dragon.
Wolverbeen: Oh! Shoot thats so screeewwing cool. Damm I wish i had a cool card named Laurie.
Tankey: hmmh HAHAHAHHHHA...
now face my Laurie's ultimacy, Monster effect!!!!!!
Once per turn i can loose 1000 life points to draw a card.(does so)
be amazed at my awesome!!
I have drawn the card that will win me the match.
Wolverbeen: Oh Cycleops(to prevent copyright infringement)(Wolverbeen hates Cycleops). I am soooooo screewwed! Hey wait didn't your life points drop to zero with that!
Tankey: What are you talking about? (Sees lp) Shi**tt!!
Kidding I activated trap Miracle of life it gave me 500 more lp.
Wolverbeen: OH! I am dead!!
But unfortunately for Tankey a wormhole appears out of nowhere and starts absorbing him up. But before he gets absorbed
Tankey: oh Monkeh take care of my deck and my duel runner i am going to give them to you!!!!!
Gets sucked in!!
Monkeh: Hey you owe me $300!!!Hey old man give me my money!!!!!
The next time anyone see's Tankey is in Star Wars as Jar-Jar Binks! Gasp!! (George Lucas was adept at telepathy!!)