Assquatch:
Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½. Whenever another Donkey comes into play, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn. Who wants to see a picture of a big hairy ass?
Number: 71
Rarity: R
Power: 3½
Toughness: 3½
Type: Creature
Subtype: Donkey Lord
Mana cost: 4R
Color: Red
Artist: Jeremy Jarvis
Mana Costs: W=White B=Black; G=Green; R=Red; U=Blue