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Dream Card Chuck Norris

Dream Card "Chuck Norris"
by mallomarsh  for Magic: The Gathering
Chuck Norris card image: click to enlarge
Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris is cast he wins the game
Chuck Norris cannot be countered

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

  • Rarity: rare
  • Power: 999..
  • Toughness: 999..
  • Type: Legendary Creature
  • Subtype: Elemental Incarnation
  • Mana cost: wbrgu
  • Color: Multicolor
  • Artist: Chuck Norris
[Modified on January 19, 2014 12:43 pm]
Comment from the author:
Would be a joke card, of course..

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Subject: Rating   Posted: February 7, 2011 05:11 pm

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Subject:    Posted: December 12, 2012 05:46 pm

Chuck is pretty bad, but that is more powerful than god lol
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Subject:    Posted: January 2, 2013 10:39 pm

If you want it to be the real Chuck Norris then you should reword the Rules Text to be something like:
"If this card is countered, it instead comes into play under the control of the player who countered it.

Protection from Everything

A player who takes damage from Chuck Norris loses the game."
Also, his Type should be something like "Legendary Creature - Human" because he in the end, he's just 1 man. Everyone has the ability to round house kick like him~
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